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# 15
Apr 12, 2022
Let Them Eat Crepe!
Exodus 13-16

We analyze God using the DSM and give Him a psychological diagnosis. The Israelites cross the Red Sea and invent the musical. God threatens the Israelites...but only if they're disobedient.

god
"Hey, Moses. Pretend to be lost and I'll convince Pharaoh to come after you. And then I'll drown them all!"

Exodus 14:26: The Pursuers Drowned:

Then the Lord said to Moses, “Stretch out your hand over the sea, so that the water may come back upon the Egyptians, upon their chariots and chariot drivers.” So Moses stretched out his hand over the sea, and at dawn the sea returned to its normal depth. As the Egyptians fled before it, the Lord tossed the Egyptians into the sea. The waters returned and covered the chariots and the chariot drivers, the entire army of Pharaoh that had followed them into the sea; not one of them remained.

rusty
@ , Rusty says:
Indonesia is 97%-98% Muslim - if not more.

Wikipedia says:

Despite guaranteeing religious freedom in the constitution, the government officially recognises only six religions: Islam, Protestantism, Roman Catholicism, Hinduism, Buddhism, and Confucianism; with indigenous religions only partly acknowledged. With 231 million adherents (86.7%) in 2018, Indonesia is the world's most populous Muslim-majority country, with Sunnis being the majority (99%). The Shias and Ahmadis, respectively, constitute 1% (1–3 million) and 0.2% (200,000–400,000) of Muslims. Almost 11% of Indonesians are Christians, while the rest are Hindus, Buddhists, and others. Most Hindus are Balinese, and most Buddhists are Chinese Indonesians.

rusty
@ 20:35, Rusty says:
flatbread probably has more nutrition because you're not adding yeast

Breadopedia says:

The nutritional value for each of these bread dramatically depends on the recipe you are using. By consuming either whole-wheat pita flatbread or a whole-wheat slice of bread will ensure you are adding nutrition to your diet.

So is flatbread healthier than regular bread? Flatbread can be just as healthier and nutritious as regular bread. Flatbread is considered an alternative to yeast-raised bread and some diets accommodate a flatbread better than regular bread.

ad infinitum - Episode 15
adverb
  1. to infinity; endlessly; without limit. Abbreviations: ad inf., ad infin
perpetuity - Episode 15
noun
  1. the state or character of being perpetual (often preceded by in): to desire happiness in perpetuity.
  2. endless or indefinitely long duration or existence; eternity.
  3. something that is perpetual.
viceroy - Episode 15
noun
  1. a person appointed to rule a country or province as the deputy of the sovereign:
  2. a brightly marked American butterfly, Limenitis archippus, closely mimicking the monarch butterfly in coloration.
manna - Episode 15
noun
  1. the food miraculously supplied to the Israelites in the wilderness. Exodus 16:14-36.
  2. any sudden or unexpected help, advantage, or aid to success.
  3. divine or spiritual food.
mana - Episode 15
noun Anthropology.
  1. a generalized, supernatural force or power, which may be concentrated in objects or persons.

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# 98
Mar 09, 2024
Yoke's On You
1 Kings 11-12

State of the Pod. State of the Union. State of the Subway. State of the NYPD. State of the Enemies.

# 97
Mar 06, 2024
A Word From Our Sponsor: Yahweh
1 Kings 9-10

Another recording from Rusty's sofa. Another message from Yahweh to Solomon. Another justification for murder and slavery. Another mysterious woman brought before an Israelite King.

# 96
Feb 19, 2024
Bleeting and Babbling
1 Kings 8

Back to a semi-regular recording schedule. Yahweh out. Rusty's smart...according to many, many people. Solomon babbles.

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Mar 28, 2024

El Camino: A Libel the Bible Tale spun by A.I.

In the back of an El Camino, an unlikely fusion of ancient relic and vintage automobile, the Ark of the Covenant rests - a juxtaposition of sacred and mundane. Let us weave this improbable scene...

Scott asked A.I. to generate some images and a story about the Ark of The Covenant in the back of an El Camino. Read the fascinating A.I.-generated story behind this A.I.-generated image.

May 16, 2023

Bible behind 'cry out' rape rule cited in E. Jean Carroll trial

"Why didn't you cry out?" is a question women hear after having suffered a sexual assault. We examine the origin for this attitude.

FULL DISCLOSURE: Read the article we're talking about at Free Thought Now!

Apr 27, 2023

FFRF ready to take on Texas Ten Commandments edict

We discuss a bill to erect the Ten Commandments in every public school classroom that was voted through the Texas Senate chamber and is on its way to becoming law.

FULL DISCLOSURE: Read the article we're talking about at Freedom From Religion Foundation

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What if god was...

What if god was...a cartoonist?

a cartoonist

Episode 70
@ 59:23
What if god was...A Turn-Based RPG Player?

A Turn-Based RPG Player

Episode 66
@ 30:47
What if god was...A Pill Head?

A Pill Head

Episode 61
@ 32:31
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Atrocities

GibeahsCrime
Knock. Knock. Who's there? Homosexual Rape Gang. Please don't rape this strange man I have taken in. Please, take his concubine and my virgin daughter and do what you will to them. Alright, just take the concubine and rape her to death.

Judges 19:22-30: Gibeah's Crime:

...the men of the city, a perverse lot, surrounded the house..."Bring out the man who came into your house, so that we may have intercourse with him." "No, my brothers, do not act so wickedly. Since this man is my guest, do not do this vile thing. Here are my virgin daughter and his concubine...Ravish them and do whatever you want to them, but against this man do not do such a vile thing." ...They wantonly raped her and abused her all through the night until the morning...

Episode 70
Jabesh-Gilead
Hey, who didn't show up for the meeting? Jabesh-Gilead, huh? Go kill every man, woman, child, and animal - except for 400 virgins. We'll give them to the remaining Benjaminites who chose Civil War over giving up rapists, and then proceeded to hide like little bitches after running from the battle.

Judges 21: The Benjaminites Saved from Extinction:

...not one of the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead was there..."Go, put the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead to the sword, including the women and the little ones...they found among the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead four hundred young virgins...when the young women of Shiloh come out to dance...come out of the vineyards and...carry off a wife...and go to the land of Benjamin

Episode 70
SamsonRiddle
Hey! Solve this riddle and I'll give you 30 party outfits. Wait?!? You got the answer from my wife?!? Watch where I get your fucking party clothes from!

Judges 14:19: Samson’s Marriage:

Then the spirit of the Lord rushed on him, and he went down to Ashkelon. He killed thirty men of the town, took their spoil, and gave the festal garments to those who had explained the riddle.

Episode 68
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Rusty hates...

Hollywood Narcissism

Rusty hates...Hollywood Narcissism

I hate Hollywood Narcissism

Episode 64 @ 13:04

Drinking Alcohol

Rusty hates...Drinking Alcohol

I hate drinking, by the way. I gotta tell you...

Episode 50 @ 5:26

Drunks

Rusty hates...Drunks

People on alcohol are pieces of shit. I hate drunks.

Episode 39 @ 21:29
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Revelations

preNatalCare
The Bible gives out the first pre-natal care advice!
In Episode 68 @ 36:14, We saw The Light...

Judges: 13 3-5:

And the angel of the Lord appeared to the woman and said to her, "Although you are barren, having borne no children, you shall conceive and bear a son. Now be careful not to drink wine or strong drink or to eat anything unclean, for you shall conceive and bear a son.

footOnNeck
I work with a guy who is always saying he's gonna put his foot on the neck of someone. Where does he get such dumb ideas?
In Episode 60 @ 38:02, Scott saw The Light...

Joshua 10:24:

When they brought the kings out to Joshua, Joshua summoned all the Israelites and said to the chiefs of the warriors who had gone with him, “Come near, put your feet on the necks of these kings.” Then they came near and put their feet on their necks

mantle
"Dismantle" came from The Bible! Ya see, Achan swiped a mantle - he DISmantled a house!
In Episode 59 @ 38:42, Scott saw The Light...

Joshua 7:1-26 & Dictionary.com:

Dictionary.com says dismantle means: To strip of furnishings or equipment. Since the mantle "stolen" by Achan is the first reference to stripped furnishings, it only stands to reason that "dismantle" would be chosen as the word to mean such a thing.

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Fact Checks

Tay-Sachs
In Episode 69 @ 12:30, A Patreon Supporter says:
Tay-Sachs is a degenerative, neurological disease common in certain Jewish populations...if you only inherit one Tay-Sachs mutation, you do not get the disease, but you do get some immunity to tuberculosis...

Wikipedia says:

...Approximately 1 in 3,600 Ashkenazi Jews at birth are affected... ...Carriers of a single Tay–Sachs allele are typically normal. It has been hypothesized that being a carrier may confer protection from tuberculosis, explaining the persistence of the allele in certain populations...

BonnevilleSaltFlats
In Episode 69 @ 1:07:23, Scott says:
I don't think we own the (Bonneville) Salt Flats anymore. I think Spain actually owns the Salt Flats.

Wikipedia says:

The Bonneville Salt Flats are a densely packed salt pan in Tooele County in northwestern Utah, United States. ... It is public land managed by the Bureau of Land Management and is known for land speed records at the Bonneville Speedway. Access to the Flats is open to the public.

JamesWebb
In Episode 68 @ 1:02:10, Scott says:
The James Webb telescope only images infrared light.

NASA says:

Although Webb images are infrared, they can be translated by computer into a visible picture. Additionally Webb can see orange and red visible light.

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Vocabulary

teraphim (Dictionary.com) - Episode 69 at 1:00:54
noun
  1. idols or images reverenced by the ancient Hebrews and kindred peoples, apparently as household gods
festal (Dictionary.com) - Episode 68
adjective
  1. pertaining to or befitting a feast, festival, holiday, or gala occasion
gander (Dictionary.com) - Episode 67 at 45:11
noun
  1. the male of the goose.
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