And the angel of the Lord appeared to the woman and said to her, "Although you are barren, having borne no children, you shall conceive and bear a son. Now be careful not to drink wine or strong drink or to eat anything unclean, for you shall conceive and bear a son.
When they brought the kings out to Joshua, Joshua summoned all the Israelites and said to the chiefs of the warriors who had gone with him, “Come near, put your feet on the necks of these kings.” Then they came near and put their feet on their necks
Dictionary.com says dismantle means: To strip of furnishings or equipment. Since the mantle "stolen" by Achan is the first reference to stripped furnishings, it only stands to reason that "dismantle" would be chosen as the word to mean such a thing.
Sanitary, Ritual, and Humanitarian Precepts: When you are encamped against your enemies, you shall guard against every evil thing.
Sanitary, Ritual, and Humanitarian Precepts: If one of you becomes unclean because of a nocturnal emission, then he shall go outside the camp; he must not come within the camp. When evening comes, he shall wash himself with water, and when the sun has set, he may come back into the camp. You shall have a designated area outside the camp to which you shall go.
none of the sons of Israel shall serve in an illicit shrine. You shall not bring the fee of a prostitute or the wages of a dog into the house of the Lord your God in payment for any vow, for both of these are abhorrent to the Lord your God.
So you think when people came across the murdered Hittites they said, “I’ve never seen Sand People hit anything this large.” “They didn’t. But we were meant to think they did. Only Imperial Stormtroopers…”
This book always talks about stuff ending once the sun sets.
“A woman shall not wear a man’s apparel, nor shall a man put on a woman’s garment, for whoever does such things is abhorrent to the Lord your God.
“When you build a new house, you shall make a parapet for your roof; otherwise you might have bloodguilt on your house, if anyone should fall from it.
“You shall not plow with an ox and a donkey yoked together.
Even so, he must not acquire many horses for himself or return the people to Egypt in order to acquire more horses...he must not acquire many wives for himself or else his heart will turn away...also silver and gold he must not acquire in great quantity for himself. When he has taken the throne of his kingdom, he shall write for himself a copy of this law...It shall remain with him, and he shall read in it all the days of his life...diligently observing all the words of this law and these statutes, neither exalting himself above other members of the community...
Three times a year all your males shall appear before the Lord your God at the place that he will choose: at the Festival of Unleavened Bread, at the Festival of Weeks, and at the Festival of Booths. They shall not appear before the Lord empty-handed (they should bring credit report requests for one of the three credit reporting agencies).
One word: LEVITES!
'cause after like you were REALLY stoned, ya know, like after like 5 or 6 rocks you'd be like, "Duuhhh".
The Kobyashi Maru is just code for the Starship Enterprise. The Promised Land is just code for the Genesis Planet.
I was today years old when I realized that the Promised Land was the land of Canaan - PROMISED to the Israelites by Yahweh.
No. This is not a thing. The only revelation here is that Rusty don't know how to think right.
You gotta understand the time this was - this was like Steampunk Starships. A lot of gears, and shit. Rusty: Alright - that's cool.
Anytime one is dirty, tainted, discharging due to some Sexually Transmitted Infection, or blasting out semen - just wait until evening and you'll be clean. What happens at evening time? The Sun goes down. It gets dark. There's no lights. You can't see anything. You must be clean. Hence..."Out of sight, out of mind."
"All those whom the one with the discharge touches without his having rinsed his hands in water shall wash their clothes and bathe in water and be unclean until the evening."
Instead of, or perhaps, in addition to, posting "Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work", they should just quote Leviticus. Then, just maybe, you filthy animals that don't wash your hands after using the restroom will stop spreading preventable illnesses!
He shall take the two goats and set them before the Lord at the entrance of the tent of meeting, and Aaron shall cast lots on the two goats, one lot for the Lord and the other lot for Azazel. Aaron shall present the goat on which the lot fell for the Lord and offer it as a purification offering, but the goat on which the lot fell for Azazel shall be presented alive before the Lord to make atonement over it, that it may be sent away into the wilderness to Azazel.
Moses summoned Mishael and Elzaphan, sons of Uzziel the uncle of Aaron, and said to them, "Come forward and carry your kinsmen away from the front of the sanctuary to a place outside the camp." They came forward and carried them by their tunics out of the camp, as Moses had ordered. THAT was Winston Wolf-level cleaning.
And the Lord spoke to Aaron, "Drink no wine or strong drink, neither you nor your sons, when you enter the tent of meeting, that you may not die; it is a statute forever throughout your generations. You are to distinguish between the holy and the common and between the unclean and the clean, and you are to teach the Israelites all the statutes that the Lord has spoken to them through Moses."
Seriously - read Leviticus 13+. Sick? Stay put for 7 days. Get re-examined. Still ill? Chill for another 7 days. Fauci could've saved half a million American lives if he came with the Bible instead of some bullshit "Science".
Boils? Skin burns? Losing your hair? Seriously - all of Yahweh's medical advice appears to address radiation sickness.
No evidence of any of this dumb thought being true (except for the rapey stuff).
Yahweh spits this over some sick beats:
The Lord, the Lord, a God merciful and gracious,
...he has filled him with a divine spirit, with ability, intelligence, and knowledge, and with every kind of skill, to devise artistic designs, to work in gold, silver, and bronze, in cutting stones for setting, and in carving wood, in every kind of artistic craft.
He has filled them with skill to do every kind of work done by an artisan or by a designer or by an embroiderer...or by a weaver—by any sort of skilled worker or designer.
He (Moses) took the (golden) calf that they had made, burned it with fire, ground it to powder, scattered it on the water, and made the Israelites drink it.
7 Year Itch, Rest on Day 7, No planting in year 7
Apparently it's a free-for-all once the sun goes down in Biblical times (and in the disgusting Sundown Towns of the good ol' US of A).
Fun fact: The writer of The Purge was actually inspired from the Original Star Trek series episode, Return of The Archons - which was undoubtedly drawn from stories of Biblical sundown chaos.
You shall be people consecrated to me, so you shall not eat any meat that is mangled by BEASTS in the field; you shall throw it to the dogs.
Don't follow? Let me break it down:
Donkeys, Camels, and Horses are beasts. Donkeys, Camels, and Horses were beasts of burden. Automobiles supplanted Donkeys, Camels, and Horses as our beasts of burden. Automobiles=Beasts.
Therefore:
You shall be people consecrated to me, so you shall not eat any meat that is mangled by AUTOMOBILES in the field; you shall throw it to the dogs.
You'll eat roadkill - you's a sinner.
If he takes another wife to himself, he shall not diminish the food, clothing, or marital rights of the first wife.
See also: Code of Hammurabi (1754 BCE), Code of Justinian (6th Century, CE), et.al.)
They probably had no rules on the ark - how do you think the platypus exists?
...and I have come down to deliver them from the Egyptians and to bring them up out of that land to a good and spacious land, to a land flowing with milk and honey...
Jacob: Am I in the place of God, who has withheld from you the fruit of the womb?
And he (Jacob) dreamed that there was a ladder set up on the earth, the top of it reaching to heaven; and the angels of God were ascending and descending on it.
Jacob: I will serve you seven years for your younger daughter Rachel.
So Jacob served seven years for Rachel. (He ended up getting bamboozled after 7 years and had to serve another 7...all for some strange.)
Humpingstuff? (Trudge around with stuff, NOT
knowingstuff or
cominginto stuff.)
People had to move stuff. Camels were the vehicles of the day. You put stuff on your camel to move it. Camels have humps. You're "humping" you're stuff around. BAM!
Ashes to ashes, dust to dustis some cool shit someone came up with to say at a funeral.
then the Lord God formed man from the dust of the ground (a man of dust from the ground)
Am I my brother's keeper?Chant famously authored by drug Kingpin Nino Brown during a staff meeting.
Then the Lord said to Cain, Where is your brother Abel?
He said, I do not know; am I my brother's keeper?
cumcomes from? (The WORD...not the substance or act of...)
Multiple mentions of intercourse using the term come
. i.e: He came into her.
, Went into me.
, Go into him.
, Come into that.
, Come into Ze/Zir.
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