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# 19
May 10, 2022
Angel of the Morning...and Death
Exodus 23

God details His laws of justice, farming and festivals. More conquest promises (where have we heard these before?).

What if god was...

Creepy androgenous Stargate kid (Ra)

@ 40:37
What if god was...Creepy androgenous Stargate kid (Ra)?
Rusty hates...

Cardi B

@ 44:36

...even Cardi B would understand that version of the bible...it's really written for stupid people. I didn't say I don't like her - but she is not...

Rusty hates...Cardi B
Rusty hates...

Islanders Fans

@ 4:03

...that was the chant from SCUMBAG Islanders Fans...nah FUCK Islanders Fans!

Rusty hates...Islanders Fans
scott
Lucky Number 7? Why was that number picked to be lucky?!?
@ 35:35, Scott saw The Light...

The Bible...duh:

7 Year Itch, Rest on Day 7, No planting in year 7

rusty
@ 16:40, Rusty says:
Immanuel Kant was this philosopher who preached the Golden Rule, but to an extreme. You couldn't compromise the Golden Rule, EVER - regardless of whatever outcome might come upon you.

Wikipedia says:

Kant is known for his theory that there is a single moral obligation, which he called the "Categorical Imperative", and is derived from the concept of duty. Kant defines the demands of moral law as "categorical imperatives". Categorical imperatives are principles that are intrinsically valid; they are good in and of themselves; they must be obeyed in all situations and circumstances, if our behavior is to observe the moral law.

rusty
@ 21:30, Rusty says:
Texas executes innocent people all of the time.

Texas Coalition to Abolish the Death Penalty says:

There also is strong evidence that the State of Texas has executed innocent people, including Carlos DeLuna, Ruben Cantu, Cameron Todd Willingham, Gary Graham (Shaka Sankofa), and most recently, Larry Swearingen, who was put to death in August 2019.

rusty
@ 33:58, Rusty says:
Rotation farming is when you have a big field and you split it up into four parts and you plant three parts but one part you don't do anything with and every year you rotate...

Rodale Institute says:

Crop rotation is the practice of planting different crops sequentially on the same plot of land to improve soil health, optimize nutrients in the soil, and combat pest and weed pressure.

For example, say a farmer has planted a field of corn. When the corn harvest is finished, he might plant beans, since corn consumes a lot of nitrogen and beans return nitrogen to the soil.

A simple rotation might involve two or three crops, and complex rotations might incorporate a dozen or more.

rusty
@ 48:48, Rusty says:
Why do Christians celebrate a pagan winter solstice holiday - because that's what Christmas is.

Stay Biblical (Only the Truth will set you free) says:

The winter solstice is and was one of the most celebrated holidays for countless pagan cultures around the world. So it is no wonder that December 25th is actually not the birthday of Jesus, but the holiday of the pagan sun god Sol. December 21st, which fell on the same day before the calendar change from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar, was the highest day in the pagan cult of Mithras, which was in full bloom at the time of early Christianity. Other customs that were adopted from the Mithraism are still prevalent in the Catholic Church today, including the Christmas customs.

fallow (Dictionary.com) - Episode 19
adjective
  1. (of land) plowed and left unseeded for a season or more; uncultivated.
  2. not in use; inactive: My creative energies have lain fallow this year.
  3. noun: land that has undergone plowing and harrowing and has been left unseeded for one or more growing seasons.
pagan (Dictionary.com) - Episode 19 at 48:48
noun
  1. (no longer in technical use) one of a people or community observing a polytheistic religion, as the ancient Romans and Greeks.
  2. a member of a religious, spiritual, or cultural community based on the worship of nature or the earth; a neopagan.
  3. Disparaging and Offensive: (in historical contexts) a person who is not a Christian, Jew, or Muslim; a heathen; an irreligious or hedonistic person.; an uncivilized or unenlightened person.

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# 97
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A Word From Our Sponsor: Yahweh
1 Kings 9-10

Another recording from Rusty's sofa. Another message from Yahweh to Solomon. Another justification for murder and slavery. Another mysterious woman brought before an Israelite King.

# 96
Feb 19, 2024
Bleeting and Babbling
1 Kings 8

Back to a semi-regular recording schedule. Yahweh out. Rusty's smart...according to many, many people. Solomon babbles.

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El Camino: A Libel the Bible Tale spun by A.I.

In the back of an El Camino, an unlikely fusion of ancient relic and vintage automobile, the Ark of the Covenant rests - a juxtaposition of sacred and mundane. Let us weave this improbable scene...

Scott asked A.I. to generate some images and a story about the Ark of The Covenant in the back of an El Camino. Read the fascinating A.I.-generated story behind this A.I.-generated image.

May 16, 2023

Bible behind 'cry out' rape rule cited in E. Jean Carroll trial

"Why didn't you cry out?" is a question women hear after having suffered a sexual assault. We examine the origin for this attitude.

FULL DISCLOSURE: Read the article we're talking about at Free Thought Now!

Apr 27, 2023

FFRF ready to take on Texas Ten Commandments edict

We discuss a bill to erect the Ten Commandments in every public school classroom that was voted through the Texas Senate chamber and is on its way to becoming law.

FULL DISCLOSURE: Read the article we're talking about at Freedom From Religion Foundation

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What if god was...

What if god was...a cartoonist?

a cartoonist

Episode 70
@ 59:23
What if god was...A Turn-Based RPG Player?

A Turn-Based RPG Player

Episode 66
@ 30:47
What if god was...A Pill Head?

A Pill Head

Episode 61
@ 32:31
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Atrocities

GibeahsCrime
Knock. Knock. Who's there? Homosexual Rape Gang. Please don't rape this strange man I have taken in. Please, take his concubine and my virgin daughter and do what you will to them. Alright, just take the concubine and rape her to death.

Judges 19:22-30: Gibeah's Crime:

...the men of the city, a perverse lot, surrounded the house..."Bring out the man who came into your house, so that we may have intercourse with him." "No, my brothers, do not act so wickedly. Since this man is my guest, do not do this vile thing. Here are my virgin daughter and his concubine...Ravish them and do whatever you want to them, but against this man do not do such a vile thing." ...They wantonly raped her and abused her all through the night until the morning...

Episode 70
Jabesh-Gilead
Hey, who didn't show up for the meeting? Jabesh-Gilead, huh? Go kill every man, woman, child, and animal - except for 400 virgins. We'll give them to the remaining Benjaminites who chose Civil War over giving up rapists, and then proceeded to hide like little bitches after running from the battle.

Judges 21: The Benjaminites Saved from Extinction:

...not one of the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead was there..."Go, put the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead to the sword, including the women and the little ones...they found among the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead four hundred young virgins...when the young women of Shiloh come out to dance...come out of the vineyards and...carry off a wife...and go to the land of Benjamin

Episode 70
SamsonRiddle
Hey! Solve this riddle and I'll give you 30 party outfits. Wait?!? You got the answer from my wife?!? Watch where I get your fucking party clothes from!

Judges 14:19: Samson’s Marriage:

Then the spirit of the Lord rushed on him, and he went down to Ashkelon. He killed thirty men of the town, took their spoil, and gave the festal garments to those who had explained the riddle.

Episode 68
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Rusty hates...

Hollywood Narcissism

Rusty hates...Hollywood Narcissism

I hate Hollywood Narcissism

Episode 64 @ 13:04

Drinking Alcohol

Rusty hates...Drinking Alcohol

I hate drinking, by the way. I gotta tell you...

Episode 50 @ 5:26

Drunks

Rusty hates...Drunks

People on alcohol are pieces of shit. I hate drunks.

Episode 39 @ 21:29
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Revelations

preNatalCare
The Bible gives out the first pre-natal care advice!
In Episode 68 @ 36:14, We saw The Light...

Judges: 13 3-5:

And the angel of the Lord appeared to the woman and said to her, "Although you are barren, having borne no children, you shall conceive and bear a son. Now be careful not to drink wine or strong drink or to eat anything unclean, for you shall conceive and bear a son.

footOnNeck
I work with a guy who is always saying he's gonna put his foot on the neck of someone. Where does he get such dumb ideas?
In Episode 60 @ 38:02, Scott saw The Light...

Joshua 10:24:

When they brought the kings out to Joshua, Joshua summoned all the Israelites and said to the chiefs of the warriors who had gone with him, “Come near, put your feet on the necks of these kings.” Then they came near and put their feet on their necks

mantle
"Dismantle" came from The Bible! Ya see, Achan swiped a mantle - he DISmantled a house!
In Episode 59 @ 38:42, Scott saw The Light...

Joshua 7:1-26 & Dictionary.com:

Dictionary.com says dismantle means: To strip of furnishings or equipment. Since the mantle "stolen" by Achan is the first reference to stripped furnishings, it only stands to reason that "dismantle" would be chosen as the word to mean such a thing.

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Fact Checks

Tay-Sachs
In Episode 69 @ 12:30, A Patreon Supporter says:
Tay-Sachs is a degenerative, neurological disease common in certain Jewish populations...if you only inherit one Tay-Sachs mutation, you do not get the disease, but you do get some immunity to tuberculosis...

Wikipedia says:

...Approximately 1 in 3,600 Ashkenazi Jews at birth are affected... ...Carriers of a single Tay–Sachs allele are typically normal. It has been hypothesized that being a carrier may confer protection from tuberculosis, explaining the persistence of the allele in certain populations...

BonnevilleSaltFlats
In Episode 69 @ 1:07:23, Scott says:
I don't think we own the (Bonneville) Salt Flats anymore. I think Spain actually owns the Salt Flats.

Wikipedia says:

The Bonneville Salt Flats are a densely packed salt pan in Tooele County in northwestern Utah, United States. ... It is public land managed by the Bureau of Land Management and is known for land speed records at the Bonneville Speedway. Access to the Flats is open to the public.

JamesWebb
In Episode 68 @ 1:02:10, Scott says:
The James Webb telescope only images infrared light.

NASA says:

Although Webb images are infrared, they can be translated by computer into a visible picture. Additionally Webb can see orange and red visible light.

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Vocabulary

teraphim (Dictionary.com) - Episode 69 at 1:00:54
noun
  1. idols or images reverenced by the ancient Hebrews and kindred peoples, apparently as household gods
festal (Dictionary.com) - Episode 68
adjective
  1. pertaining to or befitting a feast, festival, holiday, or gala occasion
gander (Dictionary.com) - Episode 67 at 45:11
noun
  1. the male of the goose.
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