Yahweh burns people alive. Moses displays his lack of empathy and human emotion. The Israelites get a lesson on what's kosher and what's not. Scott falls deeper and deeper down the alien rabbit hole.
...like the South, not every Southerner, obviously. Just the stereotypical Southerner - ignorant of others, and making fun of others who are different. (cue the offensive Southerner impersonation)
Farm animals are gross.
Moses summoned Mishael and Elzaphan, sons of Uzziel the uncle of Aaron, and said to them, "Come forward and carry your kinsmen away from the front of the sanctuary to a place outside the camp." They came forward and carried them by their tunics out of the camp, as Moses had ordered. THAT was Winston Wolf-level cleaning.
And the Lord spoke to Aaron, "Drink no wine or strong drink, neither you nor your sons, when you enter the tent of meeting, that you may not die; it is a statute forever throughout your generations. You are to distinguish between the holy and the common and between the unclean and the clean, and you are to teach the Israelites all the statutes that the Lord has spoken to them through Moses."
Seriously - read Leviticus 13+. Sick? Stay put for 7 days. Get re-examined. Still ill? Chill for another 7 days. Fauci could've saved half a million American lives if he came with the Bible instead of some bullshit "Science".
Boils? Skin burns? Losing your hair? Seriously - all of Yahweh's medical advice appears to address radiation sickness.
Lionhead Rabbit Care says:
We all know that a rabbit and a hare are not the same animals. However, we also (hopefully) know that they are both leporids i.e. both the same type of animal. So, what is the difference between a hare and a rabbit? That is what we are going to take a look at on this page: Rabbit vs Hare.
Steve Dale, C.A.B.C. (Certified Animal Behavior Consultant) says:
For the first time, scientists have documented dolphins (in this instance bottlenose dolphins) hunting a puffer fish. But never eat the fish – which would be a fatal error. Instead, they toss the fish about as if it was a volleyball, and take turns swimming with the poor puffer in their mouths until just enough toxin is released. At that point they clearly know exactly when to let go, and another dolphin takes a turn. It turns out that releasing just a small amount of this neurotoxin has a narcotic effect, as the dolphins apparently get high and often appear to be in a trance-like hallucinogenic state.
Smithsonian Magazine says:
Of the 550 gigatons of biomass carbon on Earth, animals make up about 2 gigatons, with insects comprising half of that and fish taking up another 0.7 gigatons. Everything else, including mammals, birds, nematodes and mollusks are roughly 0.3 gigatons, with humans weighing in at 0.06 gigatons.
State of the Pod. State of the Union. State of the Subway. State of the NYPD. State of the Enemies.
Another recording from Rusty's sofa. Another message from Yahweh to Solomon. Another justification for murder and slavery. Another mysterious woman brought before an Israelite King.
Back to a semi-regular recording schedule. Yahweh out. Rusty's smart...according to many, many people. Solomon babbles.
In the back of an El Camino, an unlikely fusion of ancient relic and vintage automobile, the Ark of the Covenant rests - a juxtaposition of sacred and mundane. Let us weave this improbable scene...
Scott asked A.I. to generate some images and a story about the Ark of The Covenant in the back of an El Camino. Read the fascinating A.I.-generated story behind this A.I.-generated image.
"Why didn't you cry out?" is a question women hear after having suffered a sexual assault. We examine the origin for this attitude.
FULL DISCLOSURE: Read the article we're talking about at Free Thought Now!
We discuss a bill to erect the Ten Commandments in every public school classroom that was voted through the Texas Senate chamber and is on its way to becoming law.
FULL DISCLOSURE: Read the article we're talking about at Freedom From Religion Foundation
...the men of the city, a perverse lot, surrounded the house..."Bring out the man who came into your house, so that we may have intercourse with him." "No, my brothers, do not act so wickedly. Since this man is my guest, do not do this vile thing. Here are my virgin daughter and his concubine...Ravish them and do whatever you want to them, but against this man do not do such a vile thing." ...They wantonly raped her and abused her all through the night until the morning...
...not one of the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead was there..."Go, put the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead to the sword, including the women and the little ones...they found among the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead four hundred young virgins...when the young women of Shiloh come out to dance...come out of the vineyards and...carry off a wife...and go to the land of Benjamin
Then the spirit of the Lord rushed on him, and he went down to Ashkelon. He killed thirty men of the town, took their spoil, and gave the festal garments to those who had explained the riddle.
And the angel of the Lord appeared to the woman and said to her, "Although you are barren, having borne no children, you shall conceive and bear a son. Now be careful not to drink wine or strong drink or to eat anything unclean, for you shall conceive and bear a son.
When they brought the kings out to Joshua, Joshua summoned all the Israelites and said to the chiefs of the warriors who had gone with him, “Come near, put your feet on the necks of these kings.” Then they came near and put their feet on their necks
Dictionary.com says dismantle means: To strip of furnishings or equipment. Since the mantle "stolen" by Achan is the first reference to stripped furnishings, it only stands to reason that "dismantle" would be chosen as the word to mean such a thing.
Wikipedia says:
...Approximately 1 in 3,600 Ashkenazi Jews at birth are affected... ...Carriers of a single Tay–Sachs allele are typically normal. It has been hypothesized that being a carrier may confer protection from tuberculosis, explaining the persistence of the allele in certain populations...
Wikipedia says:
The Bonneville Salt Flats are a densely packed salt pan in Tooele County in northwestern Utah, United States. ... It is public land managed by the Bureau of Land Management and is known for land speed records at the Bonneville Speedway. Access to the Flats is open to the public.
NASA says:
Although Webb images are infrared, they can be translated by computer into a visible picture. Additionally Webb can see orange and red visible light.
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